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Or, 'trust' is a relative term, but yeah. One moment. Good. He's certainly grown on everyone else who lives in this tower even Steve's stopped looking at Tony like a secondary version of his dad, and started smiling at the guy more. No offense, Widow, but you scare the shit out of me.. Here's nice. It's early enough in the morning that he can do that without a retaliatory punch. Don't be such a prude, Barton., Clint ignores the fact that Tony doesn't address Natasha like he'd dare. "Never ever have I gotten a speeding ticket," Luke says and every adult including Ava takes a drink. Nice. "Moving on," Steve cleared his throat and shifted in his seat "Never have I ever been kicked out of a bar." Never have I ever, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction Disclaimer: the MCU and its characters are not mine. That was really nice., I know, Clint says and doesn't so much sit down as he falls on his ass. Blanket excuse.. He pockets the phone but doesn't push Tony away. When Peter protested he wasn't a kid, Tony reminded him he was drinking apple juice and had been building a new Lego set before they got the alert of the mission. I really don't wanna assault you in your sleep. She huffs a laugh and drinks again. But it'd be nice if you didn't prove my abandonment and trust issues wrong but high-tailing out of here. Holy shit that was a amazhang thing to come back to, I can't thank you lot enough. Nine pair of eyes looked at him. Edward had many regrets in life, ones that he probably would never get to remediate forbecause death made a sudden but wild appearance in his life, or so he thought, at least. #wakanda Gotta do what you gotta do to survive, Clint ducked his head, examining his drink to avoid eye contact. "More like each other, I made the mistake of looking into their car when they were waiting for me one time." Aneesa Qureshi never had much control in her life. Plus, you'd probably unconsciously stab me to death or something., A warm huff of breath against his neck. Not that drunk, Farton, Tony says, and promptly doubles over laughing at his own tasteless joke. I'm in a tzatziki mood. All of this comes out on one, long breath, and halfway through, Tony pulls out one of his tablets and starts plotting in a search for nearby Greek restaurants. Fancy that., What? She'll kick his ass on the next training, but that's cool. When you're ready, when you're sure, and when there's nobody else in the middle. Make me? Tony tries, and sounds hopeful. He tries to catch the Tony's gaze. Everyone is drunk (Except for Peter and MJ) He looks a little green around the edges, but mostly okay, so Clint nods at him. "Peter you go first" Wade said. However, with the arrival of a new super nurse in New York, Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes cant help but think she looks like their Avengers X Reader Preferences & One-Shots, Half Truths Lead to Misunderstandings (Not Dead, Update Coming Soon), Preferences/Imagines/x Readers *Book 2*(Requests open). I could send you some info about demisexuality? Bruce asks gently, his hand still lingering on Steve's shoulder. Well, fuck, Tony says, and sounds a little strangled. Probably knows that Clint would take him down if he violated his personal space right now. Never have I ever been in more than a hundred countries. He takes a sip of Bailey's, and Clint, Natasha and Tony follow his lead. He doesn't want to linger on that thought, but he does. Tony stood up exasperated lay and put up his fists. Is it that Toby kid from your Biology class?" You're an Asgardian. Ok, so, never have I everperformed a strip tease, Steve said, moving the game forward. Tony snorts. Tony, Rhodey, Clint, and Natasha all drank. Danny yells taking a drink and everyone grabs a drink. It kind of works, which is good enough, and he turns to wave at Tony and Thor. Dude Peter sounded somewhat awed. #spiderman Only alcoholics use glasses, Tony huffs and grabs a bag of M&M's. That in itself wouldn't be such a huge deal, because ideas are ideas and can be contained as long as they stay that way. You expect me to do all the work?. Mmmmmmm, he says approvingly and wriggles a little. Ben goes to a Clippers game with both Howard and Devi. Yes, Tony says before Bruce can say no, and Clint just snorts and drinks up. Otherwise, all bets are off. They talked, at first playing Twenty One Dares, but Natasha suggested they switch to Never Have I Ever when she got bored of seeing Steve throw people across the room and Tony hadn't let Peter play (apparently the kid had no regard for his own safety). Peter shrugged, it bunches weird in the suit. "I'm Peter's fianc." Can she rely on everyone she knows to help her get through this? It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, though, which is why Clint doesn't like playing it. Peter said slowly, avoiding everyone's eyes and looking down at his empty shot glass instead. Tony Stark/ Iron Man. and other people I can't remember right now. I thought we'd made up.. That's all I have to say, so goodbye, until next time, and thank you all (again)! So he stumbles through the long hallway leaving to their other sleeping quarters that Tony got them probably for this exact reason, Clint muses as he bumps into walls and doors. Heh. Moving on! Clint snorts into the good Captain's neck. Of course. Steve's smile turns rueful, and Clint's a little proud that the Cap is slowly learning that sarcasm is the best way to deal with Tony Stark. Unless you want to tap that, obviously, in which hey, I applaud that. guess whos sleeping on the stairs again ???? Clint squirms underneath the covers, reveling in the softness all around all of him, and lets out a happy noise into the fluffy pillow. Goddamn it, Tony, Bruce sighs. She lets him. Always with the dramatics, Clint teases and drinks. They believe that they have to detain him, but once they meet him, things dont go so well. Instead, he closes his eyes and tries to sleep, and lets his hand find Tony's deceptively soft hair. Tony grouses next to him for a few minutes more, until he gives up and shuffles back out. "How do you even do that?" She joined HYDRA's ranks at the age of thirteen and has steadily been risin Lucienne "Lucy" Ridley has lived for almost 1000 years, predating the first Avenger himself. That's why Tony will stop. Clint's watching Cupcake Wars in the living room which is otherwise deserted, for once when Tony saunters in and flops miserably down onto the couch next to him. Drink up, all of whom this may concern, Tony chirrups and takes a long swig. "I'll go next because mine was just stupid". MJ walked in wearing a fancy dress. A hand settles on Clint's hip, but doesn't move further. Are we dating? It's cheesy as hell, but it's been over two weeks since they last had sex without some kind of other mushy activity attached to it, and as much as they agreed about the no-strings arrangement, Clint can't help but realize that he's got quite a few strings attached to this crazy bastard by now. You know what really sucked though? Thirteen-year-old Natalie Pierce--aka Agent Sola--is no stranger to tough times. I'm too I'm fucking beat, man, he sighs when he's down to his boxer-briefs, and climbs onto the bed. He curls around Clint, who goes mellow at once. Oh thats bor- seriously Cap? Never have I ever ooh, wait, question.. Please consider turning it on! Clint isn't exactly the once-a-year kind of guy himself, but he's pretty sure that Tony's number counts double of his own. Also this is kind of a rewrite of episode 3x04 but there is no Navarathri celebration and Kamala moved out long ago. Danny, Luke, Ava, Nova, Aunt Nat, Mom, Dad, Uncle Clint, Uncle Thor, Uncle Sam, Uncle Rohdey, Uncle Bucky, Uncle Steve, Uncle Bruce, Uncle Loki, Wanda, Vision, Scott, T'challa, Shuri, and Aunt May. JARVIS, the traitor, Tony mutters and stares at the floor. Parker (Never Have I Ever) Shira (Never Have I Ever) Zoey (Never Have I Ever) Grief/Mourning Hurt/Comfort Best Friends Developing Relationship Self-Harm Des has a dark side Panic Attacks Single Parents Depression Non-Consensual Groping Teen Pregnancy Dream Dad Devi's life is turned upside down after a night at a party. Abe ringed the bell, but Flash just shrugged and mumbled; 'in elementary school.' The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom Relationship: Clint Barton/Tony Stark Characters: Clint Barton Tony Stark Steve Rogers Bruce Banner Thor (Marvel) Natasha Romanov Phil Coulson Additional Tags: Fluff and Crack Never Have I Ever Kissing Drunken Shenanigans Language: English Series: Part 1 of Play a Game Next Work Stats: Published: 2014-05-22 Words: In case you wondered. He grimaces. Are you gonna wake up and decide to try and kill me again?, Wasn't tryin', Clint murmurs into his pillow. "Never Have I Ever been an animal themed superhero." Wanda said. You have my permission to 'cuddle' me whenever you so please, Captain.. So why did he suddenly feel like he was being avoided? ", No one complained, if they said she couldn't pass then they'd be there all year. I saw it on F.R.I.E.N.D's and wanted to know what it was like!" Parker, you're in charge. Bucky, Nat, and Wanda took shots. Tony, Natasha snaps. Devi's life is turned upside down after a night at a party. Ever wondered what it would be like to date one of Earth's mightiest heros? #natasharomanoff "Never have I ever been stabbed." Ben Gross was used to being people's second choice. But he was also spider-man, and he just couldn't help but think of the possible things he could reveal. Do you mind if I you don't have to answer if this makes you uncomfortable. He waits until Steve's looking at him. Then you get to be the one to tell everyone why we're not fucking each other.. This story is complete. Like a puppy who's peed on the carpet and hasn't been chewed out by its owner yet, but knows what's coming. Thor nods, as if pleased with this approval, and empties his jug before refilling it. "Explain, now. He was excited to be able to drink legally and stuff it he was more excited to celebrate with the Avengers. Natasha clinks her bottle with Clint's. Wait.. The Avengers It was Peter's 21st birthday. I'm falling asleep, Bruce says, and there's rustling. The Avengers were gathered in the common room, ready with bottles of booze for the drinking game of the century. Michelle was even prepared to get the bells from her own room. The Avengers and team red were play never have I ever but it was the drinking version. Oh my god I cant believe I didnt think of that, Tony looked amazed at the gap in his thinking. My turn. We dated." No, wait, don't ask Pepper because she knows too much, he adds and waves his hands, stumbling to his feet. I Dare you to say the Truth. developers, or authors from publishing works on this site. 1. He knows hers, too. They all knew it wouldnt be the last drinking game they all played together, it was only a matter of when. Youre going commando when you help little old ladies cross the street? Sam asked. , The spider bite enhanced everything- strength, metabolism, healing, sex drive.. Sam cracked a small smile, glad to embarrass the secret couple. The silence prompts Clint to pry open his eyes. She said, smiling. I remember!. Okay, that's it, Clint says, because seriously, the guy looks like a puppy. Okay, a member of the same sex, then. Honestly of all the IronDad stories, this one is by far the best written, and quite possibly has the best finale I've seen in fanfiction ever. Lindsay's bitching at her sister already and they're only in the preliminary round; she's going down. left kudos on this work. I noticed how 'romantic' and 'sexual' are clearly being two separate words here, Tony says, sounding delighted. Tony informed me that the post-battle bonding rituals of Asgard are much different to Midgardian customs, Thor says with a serious nod. There certainly wasn't a lot of it in the circus; only a couple of times with Barney and the older kids, mostly just as a ploy for Clint's brother to get laid. Told in two timelines, this is a story of finding both a father and a new home. Ouch, back to last names again. Work Search: It's not about lying, Bruce explains. He was technically not lying, right? Everyone get their drinks ready! There's some bustling as Tony gets various snacks, unceremoniously throwing small packets of Cheetos, popcorn, M&M's and Skittles down onto the floor. Because Tony has stayed in his own bed this week, when he hasn't just camped out in his workshop (which are most days, from what Clint can see). Natasha had her own seat, Clint sitting on the back while cleaning a few of his arrows from his quiver, and was sat sideways across it with her legs hanging over the armrest. I don't think so.. Maya Romanoff was trained to be a killer, so she feels she doesn't deserve love. Of course, it does help that you're, like, mind-numbingly hot., Why, Mister Stark, Clint says and bats his eyelashes. Am I correct in that deduction? Vision asked. They had just won another championship, a regionals this time. Did we make up? Tony asks, his whole face scrunched up in confusion and an attempt to remember yesterday. #geniouspeter Its called being gay, you hetero shoelace, Bucky rolled his eyes. I broke like 4 ribs, my ankle, my hand and my foot. T'challa questions and we all shift around. Clint flips him the bird without looking at him. All stories posted remain the property of their respective authors; I knew there's no way your spangly ass hadn't gotten some action. ! Sam cried when Steve took a drink, followed by Bucky, Wanda, Natasha, and Clint. Fart, he gasps out as Clint half-drags him through the living room area and into the bedroom. Uncle Steve mocks himself and we all laugh. Cindy offered to begin, but Michelle interrupted, setting up some rules first. It was not a mutual flirtation, and all Ill say is that it was a government official., Well color me surprised, said Tony. Steve looks a little scandalized again, and even Nat's arched an eyebrow, but Tony waves them off. "Tortured," Everyone but Shuri, Uncle Bruce, Aunt May, and Scott says at once. He even puts a hand on Steve's shoulder and squeezes. How will she react? Then I got beaten half to death by Toomes, then I had to save him from getting blown up. The thing is, Tony says when Clint walks out of his apartment the same night. Bi-curious, Peter shrugged, giving Tony a high five when he raised his hand. Remember the toast?, Ouff! Steve goes to the floor, but turns around immediately, just as Natasha tries to knee him in the back. Earlier in the day they fought against enchanted trees and not just one but two mad scientists, which explained why they were so exhausted and in need of a good game to play. When Natasha helps him upright, he can see her swaying, and grins. Seriously? Romance Avengers Lokiandreader. The top of the rod was bent so I had to wait for it to break before I got out. Would make sense., Huh? Steve looks between them. Yeah, 'cause there were a lot of strings! Tony says, and sounds delighted that Clint gets it even though Clint really doesn't get it. There they used the Reality Stone to change one little detail. Thor looks thoroughly charmed. Steve, Bucky and Sam were on one of the sofas, Bucky being leaned on by a straight-faced Sam who refused to move and ended up giving up, digging an elbow in the man's back as a petty revenge. I may be putting a few not field trip one shots because I feel like it but most will be field trip. JARVIS won't be there to pick you up if you start choking on your own vomit.. The only comfort Abby finds is watching her favorite Lilly needed a job. Which I'm gonna lie in, whether you're in it or not.. The reason for this stupid game? We have, Clint says. I'm not a thirteen year old girl, Stark, Clint says, his voice level. or even 'I don't want to play, I will just watch' but Ned had looked at him with puppy eyes to rival his own and he had just sighed and wished all questions would be stupid and he didn't have to reveal some weird shit here. Tony rolls his eyes. Peter's first time playing Never Have I Ever and Ned is a little shit and almost outs him because he's drunk. There is a mentioning of an injury, but it is not too descriptive. Never have I ever been on top of the Chrysler Building, Steve says. Requests open again! So he leans over and whispers, loud enough that he knows Tony will hear, He's really good at swallowing.. 'kay, Clint says, sensing the opportunity to stay; which means he doesn't need to get dressed again, and then fumble for his own room. His name is Percy Jackson. Wait, doesn't that defeat the purpose? Steve asks. Hmmm, Tony says before popping a few pieces of colored candy into his mouth. I m'n yes. Nah, you heard Steve. Alone. They quickly released Gamora from the Soul Stone, then scattered the Stones to the edges of the universe. February 27, 2023 equitable estoppel california No Comments . Tony, it's three in the morning. Nobody comments on it; it's clear that Steve doesn't expect to drink a lot. Same as Steve- dirt poor in the 30s, was all Bucky said. Tony blinks, surprised, and his hands still in Clint's cropped hair. The thought is kind of baffling. Natasha plays with the label on her bottle. I like dames well enough, it's not that. An angry voice cried out. Natasha hums in agreement, and Thor looks delighted. Pep-perrr. And he fumbles his phone out of his pockets to squint at the screen. No. The guy isn't being handsy; not even clingy. Don't wait up. He leaves, and Clint looks after him, telling himself firmly that he does not feel rejected. A small, annoying part of him wonders if Tony's actually been personally acquainted with Captain America's dick and adds that if Clint wants to find out, this would be the perfect opportunity.