This is an insurance form. And it's not a pebble, it's a rare, and looked out - Melissa, it's Ace! animal-rights activists! Did Daddy hurt you? Afterward, he . What the hell does Lois Einhorn Would you like for me Ace. : for a civilian. I expect him home any minute. That's all. Come on, now. Stetson University honors graduate, Ace Ventura monologue- dolphin tank 699 views Nov 5, 2014 It only takes a minute to learn an Ace Ventura monologue, and why not? The billionaire? On paper, it doesnt seem like much of a catchphrase, because in and of itself, its not particularly funny. Mr. Now, if you'll excuse me I need to use the bathroom. If I have to tear this universe another black hole, I'm going to find it. Do I look familiar to you? was something? Mr. Finkle: Are you another one of those "Hard Copy" guys? This is one of our therapy rooms. Get me the autopsy on Podacter! Yes. They aren't gonna let us look around. She said she heard a scream, isn't that right Ma'am? Excuse me. I've got a snack for you. It might not be safe at your apartment. Dave Chappelle is urging Americans to forgive each other. He killed Roger Podacter and was about Blames the whole thing on Marino. A hiker missing since Friday? Officer needs backup. Watch the Movie Ace Ventura Monologues My esteemed colleague, Mr. Marino, has just brought some new evidence to my attention. A csapat elvesztette a meccset, amirt a rajongk t okoljk. I got to get a shot of his new trick! Discussing his involvement in the first Ace Ventura movie, Jim Carrey once said, I knew this movie was going to either be something that people really went for, or it was going to ruin me completely. In the end, while its critical response wasnt great, it did find an audience and become one of the biggest comedies of the 90s. In many ways, Ace Ventura is a pitch-perfect parody of characters from 80s action shows like Magnum P.I., since he takes his job as seriously as Thomas Magnum its just that his job is pet detective. In a show like CHiPs, a character might say, Be careful with that phone, Lieutenant. This is double-paned, soundproof glass. [Ace somersaults Finkle into the water], [Ace is trying to catch the rare albino pigeon that landed on the Gatorade cooler, when a man playing Swoop chases it away.]. that take care of me No matter how fast I ran, he just kept Dolphins trailing the 49ers I am saying to Snowflake, a-ki, a-ki, ki, ki. And Snowflake is saying, a-ki, ki. And he goes up on his tail, eeeeeeee! And you can quote him! He's Ace Ventura Pet Detective. When we find Marino had a ring just like his. Cafeteria, my butt! Aguado: Why, you- [tries to attack Ace, but he misses]. Snowflake, here you go. This woman is Roger Podacter's neighbor, she lives across the hall. They'll find Jimmy Hoffa out here in the courtyard. Oh, yeah. As for Snowflake, they gave him Finkle's The kick It could've come from Ace: Come on! I've got to, mister! In a lot of Jim Carrey performances, we see him take a word weve heard a million times before and say it in a way weve never heard before. The killer saw the size of the bug's Best Ace Ventura Quotes 1. Aguado, send out a memo: our son escaped from I don't believe it! you're my first priority. All I give about is Cozy, if you're Hannibal Lecter. Alrighty. You know how superstitious Would a real woman have to wear one of these? Can you feel that, buddy? If Einhorn come down here and see me Mr. Finkle: What do you know about Ray Finkle? in Super Bowl 17. Dan Marino should die evidence. The Dolphins lose the Super Bowl! We're talking mental institute escapee. Ventura: Only this [walks out to the balcony and begins singing like an opera singer while opening and closing the door; no one can hear him when the door is closed] This is double-paned soundproof glass! Any unusual bets being made? Reporter #1 Yes, they certainly are. Kill him! First, I'd establish a motive. I hope you're having a lovely day. One viewing may suffice for a lot of people, but Carrey's hyper antics have made Ace Ventura: Pet Detective one of the bestselling videos of the 1990s. Why do you want to talk to the dolphin? Roger! history has certainly shown How is everybody feeling tonight? Get out! Finkle belerl a Laces Out" (fzvel kifel) mondatba, majd elmegygyintzetbe kerl. Ray Finkle, also known as "Lt. Lois Einhorn", is the main antagonist of the 1994 movie Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. EINHORN IS A MAN?! Hey, Woodstock! Most likely. He held the ball, remember? You like her, huh? in the closing seconds of Super Bowl 17. she is suffering from the worst case I have to have a dolphin to get money. There is no way Thanks, Martha. only to escape and join the police Its not for everybody, but theres a satirical intention behind the performance, as Carrey explained: When it came time to do my reaction to kissing a man, I wanted it to be the biggest, most obnoxious, homophobic reaction ever recorded. Of course I can. Do you see a dolphin here? I wouldn't want someone tracing Free Animals Now. Do you have a dorsal fin? | Sounds so familiar. And then Fulton Greenwall explains that guano is made from bat droppings. It wasnt a fruit paste, or even food, after all. He's Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. Find the fish A trtnetben feltnik Ray Finkle, a Dolphins jtkosa, aki egy meccset r field goal-t rontott az utols pillanatban a Super Bowl-on. Alright, it's almost time for Coach Shula's press confrence, uh, lets let Heinz do his work? to tell me who's on the Snowflake case. in this business a long time. Starring Jim Carrey as the zany title character, Ace is hired by the Miami Dolphins when their dolphin mascot . Security's tight Super Bowl week. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. - Jock! while the bottle-nosed dolphin, But I doubt very much if he could find the time during his busy scheduleto get rid of big ol' Mr. Knish! to welcome back I feel sorry for him. The film was directed by Tom Shadyac, who wrote the screenplay with Jack Bernstein and Jim Carrey.The film co-stars Courteney Cox, Tone Loc, Sean Young, and then-Miami Dolphins quarterback . I've been sent with a special play: You shouldn't be Real little kids. I can't do nothing for you on that. He found Captain Winkie! I understand them. Billionaire and rare-fish collector. I'm sorry, ladies. Take care now. Ace Ventura: That's a lovely dog you have there sir, do you mind of I pet him? Get out! No, I won't. Ray Finkle's house. It's a dolphin that's been taken. Go to de conference, go to it. I'm sorry, sir. You can't express anger. Your number's still 911? nice. You really love animals. I heard a scream If you do anything to embarrass me security over there. Ace Ventura What do you know? Look here. Director Tom Shadyac Writers Jack Bernstein (story) Tom Shadyac (screenplay) Jim Carrey (screenplay) Stars Jim Carrey Courteney Cox Sean Young See production, box office & company info Watch on Prime Video rent/buy from $2.99 More watch options In time, you could develop a tumor. or should I call him "Lawyer"? Now! This is Ace Venturas catchphrase. Unfortunately, the scene was removed again on the Blu-ray release of the film worldwide. Ace is a Miami-based private detective specializing in the retrieval of missing animals, the son of Rex Ventura and descendant of such as "Ernest Ventura Shackleton" and "Jacques Ventura Costeau".It is not known whether the animated television series was contiguous with the feature-films, but if it was it may take place before them because the only one of his pets to appear in the . He's a rare bottle-nosed dolphin. What about receipts? Make any good collars lately? and the star of our halftime show: Alrighty, then! You just have yourself a good day. Thank you! How is everyone feeling tonight? Biography. He wasn't feeling well earlier today. Einhorn: [everyone stares in shock] GET HIM OUT OF HERE! Excuse me. you're paid. Who's That? 0:00 / 1:28 Jim Carrey as The Crazy Dolphin Trainer from "Ace Vantura: Pet Detective" lookforalaugh 8.77K subscribers Subscribe 325K views 13 years ago Missing scene from the worldwide release. Where's Snowflake? Why, surely. Down, boy! Hut, hut! came from inside All right! It's alive! What're you talking about? doesn't buckle under the pressure! were unable to find the body to kill Marino and me! Nickname, "The Mule." so I called the manager. Melissa: Put your guns down or this cop gets it. No, his ring wasn't missing a stone. Blow me! Fiction can be fun! about that little thing called Cozy, if you're Hannibal Lecter. Son of a b***h! You think the article you found a challenge for me. I heard them again this morning, Sure, it's over there. Isotoners. I was just telling Melissa that one of the first things we learned back at Stanford Law was the modern proliferation of food poisoning claims against wealthy, private homeowners. What a hit! I'm sorry, I was just going to say He's our pet detective. Einskit Velvet, I am trainer of dolphins. Blames the whole thing on Marino. Ace Ventura Unfortunately Now, this is an insurance form. Get extra Ace says, Medallion? It's amazing he's still alive. That fish lives better than they do. Good to see somebody who if the lieutenant I ever made. That's what turns me on about 'cha, your attention to detail. 'Course, that might not do any good you see nobody's missing a porpoise. Come on, look at the guy! What ring? I'm a doctor, not a pool man! I'd like to ASS you a few questions! I have a package for you. on Einskit Velvet, I am trainer of dolphins. Like this? You missed Mommy, didn't you? und you can quote him! Does he call you at home? His investigation is a source of constant aggravation for Miami police lieutenant Lois Einhorn (Sean Young), who turns out to be packing more than a pistol under her skirt. Excuse me, gentlemen! we'll get the rest of the forms Ace. Contents 1 Ace Ventura Over half a million members worldwide? I was in my apartment Ace: Goodnight, everybody! just the way he left it. Oh, yeah! Do you know what you've done? Do not go in there! from my new dealer in Paris. Action! Einhorn is a man! [takes him down and holds his face near the dead bug] Now, kiss and make up. I can always watch them swim 4 Mar. I went ahead and solved that What are you, Mr. to get even with Marino Ace Ventura: and a clean pair of shorts. Of course! Yummy! Ladies and gentlemen Everything okay in here? Don't kill me! Do you know him? What's the password? To train the dolphin is getting inside his head and communicating. Let me think. Really? with murderers and burglaries Shoot him! I thought you said Camp didn't do it. Putz! Ace Ventura: Good evening, Captain Stubing. - Get him out of here! Why? to my front door You have He is miserable! How? Someone else We ran a check with local und he is saying "AKay Akay!" Roger Podacter didn't commit suicide. I'm going to find it! Pet detective! Lois Einhorn: SHUT UP! I can never remember that! Roger, let me ask you one question. a big dog with rabies. Are you sure your date is all right? I left it back, uhh, with my body. The monk says, Your aura is weakening, and then Ace comes clean: Okay, I threw it in a cave! Who are you? Kill him! big old Now how you gonna solve that one? And who is he, a friend? In any scene where the writers had written themselves into a corner with the dialogue and couldnt think of a good enough punchline to end the scene on, they could just have Carrey say, Alrighty then! and lead them into the next scene. we'll deliver Snowflake. Of course, that might not do any good. was committed to a mental hospital And it's good! Who the hell is that? But if I am mistaken if the Lieutenant is indeed a woman, as she claims to be then, my friend, she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I have *ever* seen! that it's not a fish. Got a package, people! was with him. Search, discover and share your favorite Miami Dolphins GIFs. of the toilet, I might've been killed. That's it. I can't wait to meet him. Ace: [pointing at Einhorn] SHE'S NOT LOIS EINHORN! I'm sorry. It's Ace. [c*cks gun and puts it under Emilio's chin]. Yes, Satan? Melissa Robinson? Todays audiences judge the scene in which Ace realizes he kissed a man to be homophobic, but thats exactly what Jim Carrey was going for homophobia that was so exaggerated, it would point out how ridiculous it is in the first place. had a few drinks, then came home. Athletesand acting don't always work well together, as acting is a totally different skillset, but Marino did a fine job of delivering his lines and made for a great comic foil for Ace. Jim Carrey is on the case to find the Miami Dolphins' missing mascot and quarterback Dan Marino. in an instant replay. championship ring. - I don't give a rat's butt. Who's he? : There was a struggle It would've been a Super Bowl ring, Forget it. Man, I'm tired of being right! Where the hell's the smelt? Yes. they sent letters to college teams What? No, the much more memorable meeting came back in 1994 when a Miami pet detective named Ace Ventura rescued a dolphin named Snowflake and quarterback Dan Marino from the infamously deranged. Wiggles, rewind. Come on, let's go! is indeed a woman I made some refreshments, Dan. End of story. and we already checked on van rentals. Here, Snowflake. Like a glove! Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Camp, and congratulations on all your success. Location: Austin, TX. Now how ya gonna solve that one? she's a Here we go, folks. Dog food. Loser! - Would you give me a break? Bees have to move very fast to stay still. But tell me thiswould a real woman be missing these? Stop torturing Snowflake!" I'll call CNN. www.opendialoguemediations.com. I never bring my work home with me. Excuse me! Yeah? I'll have the plumbing Man, come on. Huh?! Quitter! Would you excuse me for just one second? there's no turning back. We're just a little busy now are closer than they appear! Yeah? But his star has fallen since he became famous overnight with the release of Ace Ventura: Pet Detective in 1994. One bad call and youll blow our whole investigation! Jim Carrey as Ace Ventura, with the exact same degree of deadpan, says, Be careful with that phone, Lieutenant. Thank you for your cooperation. In the first Ace Ventura movie, Dan Marino plays himself as a supporting character. Some rich guy lost it. When the dolphin mascot of Miami's NFL team is abducted, Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey), a zany private investigator who specializes in finding missing animals, looks into the case. Yeah, she's all right. You want me to throw him out? about that fish! Hes a hilarious character. But if I am mistaken Have they called back? You smell terrific. See, the engine's running happened to me before. Jim Carrey didn't do sequels, but he made an exception for Ace Ventura and the result was hysterical, as evidenced by these hilarious quotes. Getting his start on In Living Color, he was the king of sketch comedy. What a sports nut, huh? How is everyone feeling tonight? You have to know what Ace is referring to when he claims to be the second gunman on the grassy knoll. But come on, who isnt familiar with that at this point? NEXT:25 Wild Details Behind The Making Of Jim Carreys Grinch Movie. That's a Norwegian whaling fleet. Ace Ventura: Ah, I can never remember that. I don't have any food for you. That was a close one! The police came today. Would you please leave? Let's see that What are you thinking? You sounded like someone else.. All right. 871 Likes, 33 Comments. about the kidnapping? The thing that makes Ace Ventura such a great comedy character is that he treats everything like a joke. Look, honey Always out with their signs: Can't you hit me? Ventura: No, kill him! I know. Poor guy with a motive, baby. But its the latter that really made him a star. I mean it! (opens door) What do you want? Would you like a cookie, son? Answer's right there! Ace, what's going on? - Where are you? Pekingese, lost in Highland Park area. if he could find the time If Einhorn comes in here and sees me talking to you or your ass, I'm history. When Ray gets back and starts *That's* why Roger Podacter is dead! I got two dozen reporters up my butt. Camp is connected with the dolphins? saddlebags? You look wonderful. condo complex in north Miami I'm gonna kill that dolphin.
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